Chiropractor's collapsing cOUCH!

We went to consult a local chiropractor today for Fiona's dodgy hip and back. He was an ex rugby player with the surname "Hooker". We should have been worried. His technique was robust to say the least but as Les sat outside the consulting room he heard wallops and clatters which caused alarm... in fact the whole couch was designed so that when he applied force down on Fiona's back the couch collapsed under that part of her so she didn't get crushed. Nifty design but nobody told Les. At least the bill wasn't painful by British standards. We will let you know if the "All Back's" technique has the desired effect.